MR. Klewang Subur
STAGE 1
Oneday there is an old man,
named Klewang Subur. He is very rich and
handsome. He lives in a big house. He has five wives. The first wife is Musyikah, the second is Nur
Nyaini, the third is Ling Lung, the fourth is Prikitiuw and the fifth wife is
Winda Wow. Klewang Subur has three
children, they are Paimen, Painem and Paijo.
Klewang Subur : “Hmmmm, it is fresh morning while drinking
this cup of Perahu Api coffee. I am
happy today.”
Ling Lung : “my honey, I wanna ask some
money to you.”
Klewang Subur : “How much, darling? I will give it how
much you want, anytime anywhere anycondition you need. We are very rich, you
know?
Ling Lung : “ oh,,,, you are My nice
Klewang, honey.”
Nur Nyaini : “Hon... Honey, I must buy some
medicine again, my medicine for the patients have used up. I need $100, I need
$100, I need $100,, now darling, now!!!
Ling Lung : “me too, look at to your kids!
They need some milk and I must buy it
for them. Give me $700, Honey. Now Now, Now!”
Klewang Subur : “wait...wait... calm down.... calm down
my all darlings,,,, I confuse I confuse, who should I give the first? Wait
wait..... my wives.”
Musyikah : “I, My handsome husband. I am
your first wife. So, you must give the money to me first. Hey you!!! Be
patient, these money is for me, you and you will be given by him tomorrow. Is
that right, my handsome husband?”
Prikitiuw : “Noooo...... I am also his
wife, I need some money to go swimming. I must heighten my body.”
Winda Wouw : “aaahhhh!!! It is really not important,
you know. Look at my face, today I am not using any makeup. I need to buy
makeup in order I may seem so beautiful in front of my handsome husband; Mr.
Klewang. You need to know that I am the most beautiful of you, you know. Right, my handsome husband?”
Klewang:
“Huhhhh (still stress)”
STAGE 2
Mr. Klewang Subur became so
confuse about the problem. He cannot determine who should he give the money
first because he knows the money is not
enough to be given to all of hiswives. Something happened when the trouble was
culminating.
Klewang Subur :
“well, actually I have the money to give you but it is not enough for all. I
must give it to Ling Lung. She do need it so much now, our children do not look
fresh today. Do not you have a sympathy to them, darlings? Please, understand me.”
Musyikah, Nur
Nyaini, Prikitiuw, and Winda Wow: “ Noooooooo!!!!”
Ling Lung : “oh, my very kind husband. You
are very wise. Thank you so much, so where is the money??”
Klewang Subur : “oh yes, I forgot. The money is still in
the Bank, darling. I need to go there then. ”
Ling Lung : “What!!!!!!! (unconscious)”
The kids : “Mummy...Mummy..... wake up
wake up, it is morning ...it is morning.
We are hungry Mom, we are hungry and we have not take a bath yet. Who
will take us to bath??”
Musyikah, Nur Nyaini,
Prikitiuw, Winda Wow and Klewang Subur: “Ling Luuuungg...”
Klewang Subur : “let us take her to the room soon, help
me please.”
1st : Musyikah, 2nd
: Nur Nyaini, 3rd : Ling Lung
4th : Prikitiuw, 5th
: Winda Wow.
Three children : Paimen, Painem and Paijo.
STAGE 3
After few minutes later, Ling
Lung is still unconscious while she is accompanied by the other wives and her
children. They are sitting down while Mr. Klewang Subur explained the truth to
them.
Klewang Subur : “I am so sorry, my wives. Actually I also
do need much money to campaign. I candidated as The President of this country.
You know, I am stress. I am stress.”
Children : “why is Daddy stress?”
Prikitiuw : “Why didn’t you tell us
before, my husband?”
Musyrikah : “You ignored us, huhhhhh?!!”
Nur Nyaini : “What kind of husband you
are??!!!!”
(The wives
prepared to punch Klewang Subur)
Klewang Subur : “Wait...wait ...wait...... ”
Winda Wouw : “Wait for what?!!..... ”
( Suddenly,
Ling Lung wakes up)
Ling Lung : “what’s up here?”
Winda Wouw : “did you know that your husband’s
money was spent out for campaign a President.”
Ling Lung : “WHATTTTTT!!!!!”
(Then, Ling
Lung got unconcious again)
1st : Musyikah, 2nd
: Nur Nyaini, 3rd : Ling Lung
4th : Prikitiuw, 5th : Winda Wow.
Three children : Paimen, Painem and Paijo.
STAGE 4
Finally, Klewang Subur’s wives
got sick with him. They asked Klewang Subur to divorce all of them. They were
very angry and very disappointed by him.
Nur Nyaini : “I don’t want to be yourwife
anymore.”
Musyrikah : “I will be musyrik from you. I
won’t believe you anymore.”
Winda Wouw : “You must divorce all of us, Mr.
Klewang”
Klewang Subur :
“calm down.... calm down.”
Children : “Mothers.... mothers.... what
is the meaning of divorce?”
Prikitiuw : “ divorce is a kind of food,
dears.”
Paijo : “is it delicious?”
Painem : “Yes, of course because it
is food.”
Paimen : “and daddy will buy it for
us. Right, daddy?”
Klewang Subur : “Oh my Goddddd.....” (Sat at a chair and
close his ears)
(Klewang
Subur’s wives and his children didn’t stop talking to him. So, he just sat down
and closed his ears)
1st : Musyikah, 2nd
: Nur Nyaini, 3rd : Ling Lung
4th : Prikitiuw, 5th
: Winda Wow.
Three children : Paimen, Painem and Paijo.
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